Tooty Nolan s Fanfare for the Common Hamster

Author: Tooty Nolan
Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
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Category : Humor
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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. CONTAINS HIGH DEGREE OF RUDENESS.In this second book from the Hamster-Sapiens series, we follow the adventure of a plump female hamster named Joan, whose latent psychic talent is suddenly unleashed during an experiment at the Institute of Hugely Important Studies, and allows the young custard pot leveller to step through the invisible barrier between realities. She finds herself the unwitting catalyst for rebellion in a medieval version of Hamster-Britain that is ruled by the iron paw of the church.
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