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WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. CONTAINS HIGH DEGREE OF RUDENESS.In this second book from the Hamster-Sapiens series, we follow the adventure of a plump female hamster named Joan, whose latent psychic talent is suddenly unleashed during an experiment at the Institute of Hugely Important Studies, and allows the young custard pot leveller to step through the invisible barrier between realities. She finds herself the unwitting catalyst for rebellion in a medieval version of Hamster-Britain that is ruled by the iron paw of the church.

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR PRE-TEENS & PRUDES. On this third adventure into the alternative reality that is Hamster-Britain we meet Sorbresto Titt - the Psychic Historian of the title. Boney Legge - owner of The Where House - has employed the powerful alien psychic to sample the DNA of the inhabitants of Hamster Heath so that he might access their genetic 'memories', and thereby discover exciting tales of derring-do experienced by their ancestors. And by transmitting the images of those adventures on to a huge video screen, he can share them with the populace of the whole town. And what tales they are too: Unbelievable tales: Tales of invasion, royalty, volcanic eruptions, ethnic cleansing, soul music, genocide, Chinese restaurants, and all that sort of stuff. Naturally they are told in the worst possible taste - with plenty of nudity, private parts, and breaking of wind. A perfect book for very silly people.

WARNING:UNSUITABLE FOR PRUDES AND CHILDREN. In this fifth book of the Hamster-Sapiens series, we spy upon the folk of Hamster Heath as they conduct their annual pilgrimage to Danglydong Dell, in which especially chosen citizens are invited to read from their diaries - and in doing so relate great tales of derring-do from the past year. And what tales they are; tales that make Alice in Wonderland look like a walk in the park. Includes the sequel to Fanfare for the Common Hamster. Prepare yourself for ribaldry!

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND PRUDES. Welcome to the fourth book in the Hamster-Sapiens series. When school-hamster Wetpatch Wilson agreed to go on a school trip to the seaside he didn't anticipate being joined by the school chef and his plump female assistant, his aunt, and the local Police Constable - only to be abducted by a group of submarine rodents, and expected to save an entire underwater kingdom of crustaceans from self-destruction and possible invasion of Hamster-Britain. Neither did he expect their super-sub to be boarded by former euro-rock stars turned pirates, or travel through time. But that's what happened - and, oh boy, did he have an adventure!

Imagine a world, much as ours, but upon which humankind have never evolved, but in their place the rodent stands atop the pedestal of life. Imagine the society that might have formed, and the adventures that might have ensued within it. Well you don't have to, because here is the tale of Lionel Flugelhorn - a young male hamster that has been thrown out of the family home, and who has sought refuge inside The Where House - a mysterious depository for all the alien artefacts discovered within the mighty walls of the legendary Area 99. Follow his adventures as he develops from a boring fart who likes nothing more than collecting plastic models - into a sort-of-hero-thingy that can step across the devides of time and inter-dimensional space!